from the ashes of our foes, we shall rise again

Your name is HARLEY. You are currently sitting on your BED with your LAPTOP and DRAWING TABLET, as per the norm. You reside in MIDDLE EARTH, spend most of your time chatting with your FRIENDS ONLINE, and are the proud custodian of THREE GOATS. You are a STUDENT, an avid POP CULTURE FAN, and display a PECULIAR SOMEWHAT ONESIDED AFFINITY WITH ANIMALS. You often engage in such hobbies as READING, GAMING, and COSPLAY, and have been known to OCCASIONALLY BITE, although you are FAIRLY FRIENDLY and EXCEEDINGLY LOYAL. You're a SOMEWHAT HANDS-ON PERSON, apart from when it comes to your CURIOSITY OF THE PARANORMAL, which you would prefer to LEAVE ALONE FOR NOW.

What will you do?




theartofanimation:

Cyril Rolando

manncomercenaries:

when u crouch in front of other team to b friends but they kill u 

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(via pybun)

plays

jmrichards:

laughingsquid:

A Tour of the British Isles in Accents

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.
I MUST MEMORIZE THEM ALL.

(via willywonkasbootyfactory)

spoken-not-written:

awwww-cute:

I let a sloth take a selfie on my phone in the amazon.


a sloth is more photogenic than me i think this is it this is the end

spoken-not-written:

awwww-cute:

I let a sloth take a selfie on my phone in the amazon.

a sloth is more photogenic than me i think this is it this is the end

(via hiddlesfiddleswithme)

bold what you prefer

wlntersoldier:

stark or lannister or targaryen or greyjoy

dorne or king’s landing or winterfell

direwolves or dragons

oberyn or doran

sansa or margaery or daenerys

the night’s watch or the kingsguard

westeros or beyond the wall

book one or two or three or four or five

the hound or the mountain that rides

the red wedding or the purple wedding

robb or joffrey or stannis or renly

queen or khaleesi

tyrion or jaime or cersei

tyrell or martell

the books or the tv show (i like both)

(via bvcki)

8bitrevolver:

He knocked over some kaiju toys then let out a mighty victory roar.

(via toni-tan)

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

(Source: kittycatdaily, via agentrodgers)

This Mayor Is Giving $5 To LGBT Rights For Every Anti-Gay Call She Gets. And She’s Getting A LOT.

outrising:

Kim Driscoll, mayor of Salem, Massachusetts, began receiving homophobic abuse over the telephone after cancelling a contract with a local college over their anti-gay position. Their president had supported a small group of homophobes requesting that a ‘religious exemption’ clause…

❝The moment you realize that your bones are made of the same dust as the planets, your lungs are breathing the same air as the migrating butterflies, and your blood is pumping because of the love and care of thousands; is when you realize that you are not as broken as you think you are. You are full of the world.❞

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

(Source: kaliskadyami, via wayward-sons-and-fallen-bagels)

theartofanimation:

Gaëlle MAZALLON

(via frost-steam)

joanhello2:

engrprof:

smitethepatriarchy:

greenthepress:

smartercities:

Meet The 14-Year-Old Girl Who Developed A Low-Cost Water Purification System | FastCompany
The next generation of scientists is already hard at work solving our biggest problems. Take Deepika Kurup, a 14-year-old high school student from Nashua, New Hampshire. After seeing children in India drinking dirty water from a stagnant pool, she decided, in her words, “to find a solution to the global water crisis.” And then she actually made some progress towards that goal, developing a solar-powered water purification system.

She is the future

Ever notice how it’s always brilliant teenagers making stuff that will actually solve the world’s worst problems, like what do adults even do?

Feed the teenagers. (Sorry for the snark. Teenagers rock. We’re relying on you to save the world we screwed up.)

John Taylor Gatto thinks it’s a conspiracy. In at least one of his books, he talks about how the teens and early twenties are the most creative years, and that can be disruptive, so young people are kept in school to contain them and then encouraged to take jobs with large organizations that will control whether and how their inventions get out onto the open market. It’s all about stability.

joanhello2:

engrprof:

smitethepatriarchy:

greenthepress:

smartercities:

Meet The 14-Year-Old Girl Who Developed A Low-Cost Water Purification System | FastCompany

The next generation of scientists is already hard at work solving our biggest problems. Take Deepika Kurup, a 14-year-old high school student from Nashua, New Hampshire. After seeing children in India drinking dirty water from a stagnant pool, she decided, in her words, “to find a solution to the global water crisis.” And then she actually made some progress towards that goal, developing a solar-powered water purification system.

She is the future

Ever notice how it’s always brilliant teenagers making stuff that will actually solve the world’s worst problems, like what do adults even do?

Feed the teenagers. (Sorry for the snark. Teenagers rock. We’re relying on you to save the world we screwed up.)

John Taylor Gatto thinks it’s a conspiracy. In at least one of his books, he talks about how the teens and early twenties are the most creative years, and that can be disruptive, so young people are kept in school to contain them and then encouraged to take jobs with large organizations that will control whether and how their inventions get out onto the open market. It’s all about stability.

(via hishap)

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

(via magnetsandsteam)

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far 
bonus

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far 

bonus

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(via all-four-cheekbones)

As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

(via mountainass)